“Alcohol: the cause and solution to all our problems.”
“A straight line is the shortest distance between two points, but only if you are sober.”
“Nothing makes a woman look better than three cocktails drunk by a man.”
“Alcohol: the cause and solution to all our problems.”
“A straight line is the shortest distance between two points, but only if you are sober.”
“Nothing makes a woman look better than three cocktails drunk by a man.”